Peruvian surfer Domingo Pianezzi rides a wave with his alpaca Pisco at San Bartolo beach in Lima March 16, 2010. Pianezzi has spent a decade training dogs to ride the nose of his board when he catches waves, and now he is the first to do so with an alpaca. (REUTERS/Pilar Olivares) (via Animals in the news - The Big Picture - Boston.com)
What in the fuck.
Where does one find a alpaca life jacket?